The Short Storh

Israfil, rushed up to the seventh heaven, met God. He knelt behind a curtain and a thick cloud. Hastily he banged on the door to the seven heavens, dividing the sky slowly reveal the door for Israfil. On the seventh sky that there was something strange, there’s no sunlight ever-faithful spin on the cluster of day, no body menggigilkan cold, no heat dry the leaves, there’s no glare too bright colors and a dimmer, which is perhaps only something like a tinge of red mega white decorate the sky without a horizon.
Israfil continue hurried pace and speed of running with no one to match, even though the speed of light, he ran and spun around to the seven heavens to find God, the most northerly direction, up towards the southern direction, from the eastern direction, up towards most western direction, but that there is only emptiness. Yes, just vacuum, and the emptiness that perhaps God indeed dwells, dwells on the most desolate place, very quiet.
Israfil’ve had enough saves which huddle sederat clutter his mind, a mind that can not be folded by time, then immediately he wanted to deliver to the chaos in the Lord. Essence of the owner of all space and time. He was disappointed to have to look up to the seventh heaven, because the sky was, yes in the sky it turned out that there is only silence nyinyir. So, this time he had felt no need anymore to meet God, God could still exist anywhere, anytime.
In a silence like that, as there are signs that captured by Israfil. He knew exactly hint, hint from God, God is All-Hearing. Israfil then kneeled down and kneeled to Him. Listen to the word of the holy.
“What, O Israfil”
“Yeah, ya Rahman ya Rahim”
“You seem nervous, if there is noteworthy news”
“Yes yes Rahman, the man now, nation of Mohammed has started to forget with the verses in the Holy Book Thou Art”
“Is not the news so familiar?”
“Yes Rahman, but this time, this time truly outrageous”
“Supercharge how?”
“Yes Rahman, verse-ayatmu that has changed with the game humans”
God heard the news from Israfil, then smiled. Israfil still in prostration and simpuhnya, dhikr of his name, soon Lord said: Thou Israfil hell?, Too dipikirin human affairs. Did not I tell you since I put myself first humans on earth, he does like to ally with the devil, because it has allied that the man liked to play with the luxury world, playing with blood, playing with the lives, playing with power who stab each other, play with a giggle laugh to forget their origins are despicable. Because of that, because it Israfil do not you care about human affairs that increasingly longer forget that nature, your job, do your duty on one day, if it is no more that remember me, you blow the trumpet, so all the things people in the world late finish, and would have no right you see another human.
“Yes Rahman, but I was not able to see the game man, who recently sunguh outrageous”
“Then what are you going?”
“Yes Rahman, I can not wait to blow this trumpet”
“Do not you see at the corner of a rundown house that there are still many people who purify my name, in the alleys and under-under is dhikr and tahmid that never stops”
“But this, Lord, more than half the earth’s wild about the noise and bergegap round object called a ball”
“Yeah I’m more aware of that, I already take into account”
“Sorry, yes Rahman, I ask that you give the policy to me, to speed up this blast”
Israfil, still prostrate, and not the slightest change, he continued to dhikr, exalt, bertahlil and praise His name.
***
God hears complaints Israfil, who want to accelerate trumpet blast, but somehow God never forgets a promise in humans, that would not be blown trumpet casually by Israfil, is not in the dark night is still a dim room with the lips and the heart that beats calling namaNya.Pada a morning that was blind, there are no missing dawn. In the Majlis who deserted, there’s still banquets that discuss the verses, although continued demolished and the more shrinkage, there is still smell the word of the steaming in the corner of a porch that holds surau.Masih no cool name Prophet Mohammed PBUH. And voices echoing Takbir with, touching the sky and blanketed the sun. Still there who recites the letters of the Quran, the dots in the dark, though in a voice that talkative.
“Today let us see ya Rahman”
“I’d rather watch”
“I’m sorry Rahim, I just told myself”
“How? Tell me! “
“On earth, on earth there is a new game, a very strange”
“What on earth, explain again, though I know better”
“There is a round object called a ball, circled the human toe and fight it together, and cheering people. Ah appalling entire edge of the world, surpassing the battle of Badr and Uhud, even though the Cross war. What does it mean, if not perseketuan with the devil? “
“Are there any who remember me at the time?”
“Yes Rahman, You know better than me”
“But what do you think?”
“Yes Rahman, professors, and scientists have been many who become commentators round object that”
“The book, which already kuturunkan how?”
“Yes Rahman, sorry verse-ayatMu very few people understood, smart people are stuck with the game round object that”
“That ball was already beat my messages”
“Yes Rahman, perhaps like that”
“Call Muhammad, Messenger of Israfil, and ask his opinion”
***
Muhammad, as the apostle who teaches wisdom, called Israfil with haste, in persemayamannya, in the paradise of the most quiet.
“What the Angel Israfil O?”
“I need to talk something to you, O glorious Apostle, about ummatmu”
“About my ummah?”
“Yeah about ummatmu”
“What’s wrong with my ummah”
“Indeed they have been negligent, totally negligent with your message”
“Yes, some of them did dzalim and infidels”
“Not some, but most of all, all the inhabitants of the earth, O Messenger of God, for it let, let me once again will accelerate tiupanku”
“How, age of the earth there has been no sign of completion”
“There have been many signs O Messenger of God, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, tsunami, etc., as a warning to people!”
“Yes”
“Excuse me, O glorious Apostle, on earth, yes on this earth there is a new game man. The game was called a ball, and almost all the inhabitants of the earth round object fuss about it, you know how proud ummatmu if could enter the round object was the goal that they make themselves, their pride and already feel like a martyr, and you see that millions of people crying, sorrow and joy, pride and feel insulted that round object that, how’s this? “
“Perhaps because the people were given intellect and passion”
“Ah, but what does that round object with a sense? Balls, and balls that spin around in the foot ball players, like empty cans being kicked foot soaring into the sky and fell back to earth, there is no meaning at all. Why are all human beings fight each other and grab the ball, and when one can acquire and master up to the opponent’s goal as he became the proud warrior king who could control. Then followed again with a sea of ​​people cheering the solid, and with the appalling news as the war news. What’s all this game? Is not the speed to blow the trumpet, this better? “
“Before deciding, O angel of God, Israfil, before you immediately fold the earth, the earth’s human beachhead, before you letuskan mountains, and combine the sea, before you split the sky, before you empty the nature, before you tear down the sun, and collided with the moon, to dust the pieces, before you prepare your breath to blow the trumpet which was thrilling, give a chance for a while in humans to seek the wisdom behind the new game “
“O Prophet, had thousands and thousands of men, who spent the age for playing with a round object that, when O Messenger of human life belongs only once, yes once, is not this really outrageous”
“Yeah right, but let people find the wisdom behind the game, is not human life itself is a game, Innamal hayatuna dunya ila la’ibul wal Lahw”
“But people are now really too much, he was always cool and so too carried away with the game, what does all this mean?”
“I am a human being, and wisdom that I once Ahlu”
“What do you mean?”
“Perhaps, yes perhaps only, a ball, new game man it was a parable, yes, a metaphor for humans, which contains wisdom, that the ball like the Earth spinning, the spinning earth that need to be held, and in holding it necessary strategy and tactic, would not the fact of human life, if people want to rule the earth means earth lively play, is there a player will be kicked away transversely to the middle of the field or pass to a teammate, or throw out the pitch to save, or escorted to the front of his opponent’s goal and goollah finally he meant. So the audience cheered admire that support its success. Who’s opponents and supporters will cry. Perhaps that’s where the real picture of human life, between tears and laughter almost no limit, very thin, very thin “
“And?”
“Are not humans are born, because his father and mother had been” playing ball “, and God is the only one who gave it support. If no one wins and the support of the game where there may be human, and, a moment when it came to waktnya, when God was not supportive, it means that the game ball is stopped, then a football player going to bed pillowed on the ball round the ground “
“I do not understand, O Al-amin?, But, but the game was not the devil has allied?”
There are no conversations anymore. The sky was quiet and deserted. Israfil then bowed to the Apostles, so he moved away and closed the door of heaven into seven, also closing the beats lack patience.
Then the Apostle considering one by one sentence Israfil, a new and strange sentence, which was named the ball, and immediately passes out of the sky into seven. So even Israfil, he always recalled the aura of greatness of Muhammad, the softness of speech he said, and her countenance the soothing swish of wind over the sand that moves the leaves of weeds mountains on earth. The sentences were spoken from her lips so thrilling, lip that holds the science Rahman from a drop of sea water.
The arrival of the Apostle was able to leave a scent of heaven and peace on the edge of space anywhere. No more reason to speed up the trumpet. Tomorrow is the desert haze of dawn to share a story that makes the heavens and the earth, and who know the wisdom of playing a round object that will soon manifest in the human universe, though no longer able dipercakapkan on Israfil

the meaning of Eid al-Fitr

Eid is an annual cycle that continually come and go, spinning continuously. Because it is so is he called the ‘Id, which etymologically (lughat) means test or round .. Literally, Eid al-Fitr means holy day, is often defined holy days back the souls of Muslims after the start of fasting and various month-long series of worship during Ramadan.

In Indonesia, the celebration of Eid al-Fitr has its own peculiarities. Idul Fitri is often termed a “feast” is not just belong to Muslims exclusively, but has become the nation’s unique culture. Two terms that often we hear, both verbally, written on the card widths, as well as symptoms in recent years through short messages on mobile phones we are the “terminal wal aidin Faizin” and the “Halal bi halal.” Two phrases in Arabic, reportedly was found in Arab culture itself. The term is more often used in Arab culture is the expression “you yourselves kullu aam wa bi khair” (May your year-round in good condition), or “wa Minna taqabbalallahu minkum” (May Allah accept our deeds and you) [Qaris Tajudin; 2006].

Moreover, people often refer to this feast with the term “Lebaran”, a term that is typical of the Indonesian nation. Not only is the term, the series welcomes the holiday tradition in Indonesia is also unique, say for example the tradition of going home, visiting their homes and formed friendships to parents, relatives, teachers, and the companion taulan. Lebaran tradition remains a big question, how strong this tradition originate? What is the meaning behind this Islamic moment meeting with the tradition of our nation’s culture? Could pulled one meaning and value of a more open and useful to the process of strengthening our nationhood? Allahu knows best.

Thank

Thank

Most commonly it is, if sdh lost the favor, then realized that previously had it, he was spoiled God, with given the abundance of blessings. Unfortunately conscious and admitted such only comes after the blessing was over, “getun buri” term.

At the pleasure it was perched, he forgot that it was a gift from God, thought it was just due to his greatness, brilliance of thought, diligence work, maintain healthy caution, cleverness looking relations, etc.. That’s why the Lord said: “Waqalilum min ibadiyasy Syakur”, that my servant rarely would be grateful.

There are three domains of application of gratitude, namely biljanan (liver), billisan (speech), and bilarkan (action).

1. Biljanan, such as the question of Prophet Musa AS: “Kaifa syakaraka Adamu Ya Rabb an’amta ala alaihi ma?” How do I Prophet Adam was grateful to You, O Lord?, “Alima anna dzlika Minni”, he admitted that it was all from me.

2. Billisan, such as word of the Prophet Muhammad: “Ma lam syakarallaha Abdun yahmaduhu”, People who do not praise God that means yet grateful.

3. Bilarkan, just act the Prophet Muhammad when he was asked: Penjenengan’ve definitely forgiven all the sins of a distinguished past and the future, then why does it diligently worship?, he replied “Afala akunu Abdan syakura”, not even I have to thank.

GROUP INTERNET TRICKS

GROUP INTERNET TRICKS

This I got from the site Tegaklurus.com and Alhamdulillah I have tried successfully.
No matter how much speed standard called by our ISP customers, sometimes it’s our internet connection was still slow bin slow. Indeed, many things that affect our internet connection speed, ranging from browser used, the LAN connection, modem settings, setting the local computer, even the weather. Here is a collection of steps that can be done to get the optimal speed internet connection.

Please just try. However, in order to measure the speed difference before and after do the trick, you should first measure the speed of your Internet today. Measure your internet speed can be done by visiting this site.

1. By default, Windows consume 20% of your bandwidth.
Bandwidth is used for “a precaution” and also to check your computer from the Microsoft site there. Take aja again! The trick is:
click Start-> Run-> type “gpedit.msc” without the quotes “”.
This is to open the group policy editor. If it appears windowsnya, go to:
Local Computer Policy-> Computer Configuration-> Administrative Templates-> Network-> QOS Packet Scheduler-> Limit Reservable Bandwidth
Double click on Limit Reservable bandwidth. There is indicated that this string has not been set (not configured), tapping on the reality on the Explain tab ‘there is an explanation:
“By default, the Packet Scheduler limits the system to 20 percent of the bandwidth of a connection, but you cans use this setting to override the default.”
So the trick we do is disable by setting the value to zero.

2. Make Internet Explorer (IE) as fast as Firefox
People say that IE is the browser of the most terrible, slow, and unstable. But it was no trick for a little tune-up your IE up to the speed can be equivalent with Firefox. How:
Click start> run
type regedit> enter
Find the folder HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ Software \ m * CRO $ OFT \ Windows \ curre ntVersion \ InternetSettings
Click kana on the right pane select> New> DWORD
Type MaxConnectionsPerServer> Rate up to you (the higher the existing niali make, the better the speed, eg: 99)
Create a new DWORD string again in the same way,> type MaxConnectionsPer1_0Server
Then put a high value as above
I.E restart …

Completed

3. Speed ​​up browsing by DNS cache

Open notepad and copy and paste the code below:
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SYSTEM \ CurrentControlSet \ the service es | Dnscache \ Parameters]
“CacheHashTableBucketSize” = dword: 00000001
“CacheHashTableSize” = dword: 00000180
“MaxCacheEntryTtILimit” = dword: 0000fa00
“MaxSOACacheEntryTtILimit” = dword: 0000012d

Save with the name dnscache.reg
Double click this file in Windows Explorer, press the “yes”.

4. Other Ways speed internet connection
Copy and paste the code below into notepad. Save with the name “cepat.reg”

REGEDIT4
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SYSTEM \ CurrentControlSet \ Services \ TCPIP \ Parameters]
“SackOpts” = dword: 00000001
“TcpWindowSize” = dword: 0005ae4c
“Tcp1323Opts” = dword: 00000003
“DefaultTTL” = dword: 00000040
“EnablePMTUBHDetect” = dword: 00000000
“EnablePMTUDiscovery” = dword: 00000001
“GlobalMaxTcpWindowSize” = dword: 0005ae4c

5.Bagi users of a LAN connection
here’s how to speed up LAN connections
open the registry editor (start> run> type regedit)
go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Explorer \ RemoteComputer \ namespace and DELETE key {D6277990-4C6A-11CF-8D87-00AA0060F5BF}
Close the registry editor and restart Windows.

6.Bagi koenksi Internet users with Broadband / DSL try the following trick
Open the registry editor and go to: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SYSTEM \ CurrentControlSet \ Services \ TCPIP \ Parameters
Create a new DWORD string, by clicking the ‘Edit -> New -> DWORD Value’ and make the names of the values ​​below (created by yourself because none exists).
DefaultTTL = “80″ hex (or 128 decimal).
EnablePMTUBHDetect = “0″
EnablePMTUDiscovery = “1″
GlobalMaxTcpWindowSize = “7FFF” hex (or 32767 decimal)
TcpMaxDupAcks = “2″
SackOpts = “1″
Tcp1323Opts = “1″
TcpWindowSize = “7FFF” hex (or 32767 decimal)

close the registry and restart the computer ..ROUP INTERNET TRICKS

Khutbah Idul Adha 1429 H

اللهُ اَكْبَرْ كَبِيْرًا وَالحَمْدُ لِلّهِ بُكْرَةً وَأصِيْلاً لاَ اِلَهَ اِلاَّ اللهُ وَاللهُ اَكْبَرْ اللهُ اَكْبَرْ وَ للهِ اْلحَمْدُ
اَلْحَمْدُ للهِ الَّذِى جَعَلَ لِلْمُسْلِمِيْنَ عِيْدَ اْلفِطْرِ بَعْدَ صِياَمِ رَمَضَانَ وَعْيدَ اْلاَضْحَى بَعْدَ يَوْمِ عَرَفَةَ. اللهُ اَكْبَرْ (3×) اَشْهَدُ اَنْ لاَ اِلَهَ اِلاَّ اللهُ وَحْدَهُ لاَ شَرِيْكَ لَهُ لَهُ اْلمَلِكُ اْلعَظِيْمُ اْلاَكْبَرْ وَاَشْهَدٌ اَنَّ سَيِّدَناَ مُحَمَّدًا عَبْدُهُ وَرَسُوْلُهُ. اللهُمَّ صَلِّ عَلىَ سَيِّدِنَا مُحَمَّدٍ وَعَلَى اَلِهِ وَاَصْحَابِهِ الَّذِيْنَ اَذْهَبَ عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْسَ وَطَهَّرْ
اَمَّا بَعْدُ. فَيَا عِبَادَاللهِ اِتَّقُوااللهَ حَقَّ تُقَاتِهِ وَلاَ تَمُوْتُنَّ اِلاَّ وَاَنْتُمْ مُسْلِمُوْنَ

Hadirin sidang sholat Idul Adha yang dimuliakan Allah

Di pagi hari yang penuh berkah ini, kita berkumpul untuk melaksanakan shalat ‘Idul Adha. Baru saja kita ruku’ dan sujud sebagai pernyataan taat kepada Allah SWT. Kita agungkan nama-Nya, kita gemakan takbir dan tahmid sebagai pernyataan dan pengakuan atas keagungan Allah. Takbir yang kita ucapkan bukanlah sekedar gerak bibir tanpa arti. Tetapi merupakan pengakuan dalam hati, menyentuh dan menggetarkan relung-relung jiwa manusia yang beriman. Allah Maha Besar. Allah Maha Agung. Tiada yang patut di sembah kecuali Allah. Read more »

Ulama mengingatkan, ramalan masa depan di TV haram. Allah menolak shalat bagi yang percaya selama 4o hari. Apa dosa para staf TV yang uangnya hasil dari iklan perdukunan?

Hidayatullah.com–Pendangkalan aqidah yang dilakukan paranormal atau dukun terus terjadi dan makin canggih. Dulu prakteknya secara konvensioanl, kini sudah lintas media, baik cetak hingga elektronik (TV).

Tak main-main, para dukun (sering menyebut paranormal, red) mengeluarkan uang untuk beriklan. Kenyataannya, iklan para dukun di TV tumbuh subur bak cendawan di musim hujan. Ada yang bertajuk tanggal lahir, primbon, ramalan bintang dan banyak lagi yang lainnya.

bodo1Lihatlah gaya mereka, layaknya Tuhan, sang penentu nasib manusia. “Dengan nama dan nomor handphone Anda, saya bisa meramal bagaimana masa depan Anda nantinya”, kata Deddy Colbuzier pria yang dikenal tukang sulap dan kini merambah perdukunan.

Begitu juga dengan Ki Joko Bodo, “Tuntunan saya akan membawa hidup Anda menjadi lebih sukses, percayalah!

Tidak jauh beda yang dilakukan Mama Lauren, perempuan setengah tua ini berkata, “Saya akan melihat bagaimana masa depan Anda dan memberitahukan Anda apa yang seharusnya Anda lakukan. Dan ada juga mengatakan primbon saya baik buat Anda.”

Dosa besar

mif KH. Miftachul Ahyar

Menurut Musytasyar PWNU Jatim, K.H. Miftachul Ahyar, iklan ramalan yang ada di TV merupakan kemungkaran yang dibisniskan. Para peramal tidak lain, hanya mencari profit (profit oriented) semata dengan modus ramalan. Padahal, hal itu diharamkan oleh islam karena bisa merusak aqidah seseorang. Sebab, menurut Kiai Ahyar, urusan nasib, jodoh, rizki, dan ajal merupakan ketetapan Allah. “Manusia tidak bisa meramal nasib masa depan seseorang dengan menembus dimensi rahasia Allah,” ujarnya kepada www.hidayatullah.com.

Hukum mendatangi paranormal atau yang disebut dukun, menurut K.H. Miftachul Ahyar dosa besar dan bisa berakibat syirik. Kiai Akhyar mensitir hadits Roshulullah SAW:

“Dari Abu Hurairah ra. dari Nabi SAW, beliau bersabda, ”Barang siapa yang mendatangi tukang ramal lalu membenarkan apa yang dikatakannya maka ia telah kufur apa yang diturunkan kepada Muhammad SAW.” (agama Islam). [HR Abu Daud, Bukhari, Ahmad dan Tirmidzy]

Tidak hanya itu, Rasulullah SAW juga mengancam orang yang mendatangi dukun dengan tidak diterima shalatnya selama 40 hari. “Barangsiapa yang mendatangi tukang ramal, kemudian ia bertanya kepadanya tentang sesuatu hal dan membenarkan apa yang dia katakan, maka sholatnya tidak akan diterima selama 40 hari.” (HR Muslim 4/1751).

K.H. Miftachul Ahyar menambahkan, masyarakat jangan sampai terkecoh jika ada ramalan yang terbukti benar. Seperti kasus terjadinya Tsunami di Aceh, Lumpur Lapindo Sidoarjo, meninggalnya Pak Harto yang diramal Mama Lauren. Fenomena itu, menurutnya kebetulan dan bisa jadi bantuan jin (khadim) jahat. Selain itu, kebenaran ramalan tersebut merupakan ujian bagi orang yang beriman.

Fenomena iklan klenik atau ramalan juga diakui Miftakhul Ahyar tidak hanya membuat gerah umat Muslim, namun juga membahayakan dan merusak aqidah. Apalagi, hal itu telah tersistem dengan rapi antara konsumerisme (TV) dengan para peramal. Mereka, sebelum meraup profit sebanyak-banyaknya, tidak akan pernah men-stop tayangan ramalan tersebut. Jadi, menurut Akhyar, untuk menghilangkan tayangan tersebut butuh peran pemerintah. Kita hanya bisa membentengi jamaah dengan memberi pencerahan kepada mereka dengan cara turun ke bawah (grass root) melalui lailatul ijtima’, pengajian dan lain sebagainya.

Setengah hati

Iklan ramalan memang terlihat dari content yang disampaikan. Merubah nasib dan masa depan dengan berbekal tanggal lahir dan nomor HP merupakan perbuatan syirik yang dapat membahayakan aqidah. Hal ini juga diakui oleh ketua MUI pusat K.H. Ma’ruf Amin, bahwa ramalan dan perdukunan apapun bentuknya termasuk haram.

Namun, menanggapi hal tersebut, sejauh ini MUI belum melakukan tindakan tegas terhadap keberadaan iklan ramalan yang berada di sejumlah setasiun TV.

“Kita belum bisa mengambil langkah lebih jauh, sebab masih banyak agenda MUI yang belum diselesaikan”, tuturnya.

Menurutnya, memang MUI pada saat bulan Ramadhan pernah me warning beredarnya iklan ramalan, namun setelah bulan Ramadhan usai, warning tersebut tidak pernah terdengar lagi. Alasannya, belum tepat waktu nya.

Namun, Ma’ruf Amin juga menghimbau kepada seluruh setasiun TV agar konsisten untuk tidak mengizinkan iklan yang berbau ramalan. Selain setasiun TV, dia juga menghimbau kepada Komisi Penyiaran Indonesia (PKI) agar memberikan kontrol ketat terhadap tayangan yang dinilai membahayakan aqidah umat ini.

Yang belum terjawab, bagaimana hukumnya para seluruh creuw dan staf televise (TV) yang telah ikut terciprati iklan barang “haram” seperti pedukunan ini? Dan bagaimana efeknya uang yang dibawa dan dimakan untuk anak-anak mereka? Apakah berpengaruh terhadap keberkahan? Kita tunggu jawabannya dari para ahli fikih

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Oleh: Hafidz Abdurrahman

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Tuhan 9 Inci Karya Taufiq Ismail

Indonesia adalah sorga luar biasa ramah bagi perokok,
tapi tempat siksa tak tertahankan bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Di sawah petani merokok,
di pabrik pekerja merokok,
di kantor pegawai merokok,
di kabinet menteri merokok,
di reses parlemen anggota DPR merokok,
di Mahkamah Agung yang bergaun toga merokok,
hansip-bintara-
perwira nongkrong merokok,
di perkebunan pemetik buah kopi merokok,
di perahu nelayan penjaring ikan merokok,
di pabrik petasan pemilik modalnya merokok,
di pekuburan sebelum masuk kubur orang merokok,
Indonesia adalah semacam firdaus-jannatu-na’im
sangat ramah bagi perokok,
tapi tempat siksa kubur hidup-hidup bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Di balik pagar SMU murid-murid mencuri-curi merokok,
di ruang kepala sekolah ada guru merokok,
di kampus mahasiswa merokok,
di ruang kuliah dosen merokok,
di rapat POMG orang tua murid merokok,
di perpustakaan kecamatan ada siswa bertanya
apakah ada buku tuntunan cara merokok,
Di angkot Kijang penumpang merokok,
di bis kota sumpek yang berdiri yang duduk
orang bertanding merokok,
di loket penjualan karcis orang merokok,
di kereta api penuh sesak orang festival merokok,
di kapal penyeberangan antar pulau penumpang merokok,
di andong Yogya kusirnya merokok,
sampai kabarnya kuda andong minta diajari pula merokok,
Negeri kita ini sungguh nirwana
kayangan para dewa-dewa bagi perokok,
tapi tempat cobaan sangat berat
bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Rokok telah menjadi dewa, berhala, tuhan baru,
diam-diam menguasai kita,
Di pasar orang merokok,
di warung Tegal pengunjung merokok,
di restoran di toko buku orang merokok,
di kafe di diskotik para pengunjung merokok,
Bercakap-cakap kita jarak setengah meter
tak tertahankan asap rokok,
bayangkan isteri-isteri yang bertahun-tahun
menderita di kamar tidur
ketika melayani para suami yang bau mulut
dan hidungnya mirip asbak rokok,
Duduk kita di tepi tempat tidur ketika dua orang bergumul
saling menularkan HIV-AIDS sesamanya,
tapi kita tidak ketularan penyakitnya.
Duduk kita disebelah orang yang dengan cueknya
mengepulkan asap rokok di kantor atau di stopan bus,
kita ketularan penyakitnya.
Nikotin lebih jahat penularannya
ketimbang HIV-AIDS,
Indonesia adalah sorga kultur pengembangbiakan nikotin paling subur di dunia,
dan kita yang tak langsung menghirup sekali pun asap tembakau itu,
Bisa ketularan kena,
Di puskesmas pedesaan orang kampung merokok,
di apotik yang antri obat merokok,
di panti pijat tamu-tamu disilahkan merokok,
di ruang tunggu dokter pasien merokok,
dan ada juga dokter-dokter merokok,
Istirahat main tenis orang merokok,
di pinggir lapangan voli orang merokok,
menyandang raket badminton orang merokok,
pemain bola PSSI sembunyi-sembunyi merokok,
panitia pertandingan balap mobil,
pertandingan bulutangkis,
turnamen sepakbola
mengemis-ngemis mencium kaki sponsor perusahaan rokok,
Di kamar kecil 12 meter kubik,
sambil ‘ek-’ek orang goblok merokok,
di dalam lift gedung 15 tingkat
dengan tak acuh orang goblok merokok,
di ruang sidang ber-AC penuh,
dengan cueknya,
pakai dasi,
orang-orang goblok merokok,
Indonesia adalah semacam firdaus-jannatu-na’im
sangat ramah bagi orang perokok,
tapi tempat siksa kubur hidup-hidup
bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Rokok telah menjadi dewa, berhala, tuhan baru,
diam-diam menguasai kita,
Di sebuah ruang sidang ber-AC penuh,
duduk sejumlah ulama terhormat merujuk
kitab kuning dan mempersiapkan sejumlah fatwa.
Mereka ulama ahli hisap.
Haasaba, yuhaasibu, hisaaban.
Bukan ahli hisab ilmu falak,
tapi ahli hisap rokok.
Di antara jari telunjuk dan jari tengah mereka
terselip berhala-berhala kecil,
sembilan senti panjangnya,
putih warnanya,
ke mana-mana dibawa dengan setia,
satu kantong dengan kalung tasbih 99 butirnya,
Mengintip kita dari balik jendela ruang sidang,
tampak kebanyakan mereka
memegang rokok dengan tangan kanan,
cuma sedikit yang memegang dengan tangan kiri.
Inikah gerangan pertanda
yang terbanyak kelompok ashabul yamiin
dan yang sedikit golongan ashabus syimaal?
Asap rokok mereka mengepul-ngepul di ruangan AC penuh itu.
Mamnu’ut tadkhiin, ya ustadz.
Laa tasyrabud dukhaan, ya ustadz.
Kyai, ini ruangan ber-AC penuh.
Haadzihi al ghurfati malii’atun bi mukayyafi al hawwa’i.
Kalau tak tahan,
Di luar itu sajalah merokok.
Laa taqtuluu anfusakum.
Min fadhlik, ya ustadz.
25 penyakit ada dalam khamr.
Khamr diharamkan.
15 penyakit ada dalam daging khinzir (babi).
Daging khinzir diharamkan.
4000 zat kimia beracun ada pada sebatang rokok.
Patutnya rokok diapakan?
Tak perlu dijawab sekarang, ya ustadz.
Wa yuharrimu ‘alayhimul khabaaith.
Mohon ini direnungkan tenang-tenang,
karena pada zaman Rasulullah dahulu,
sudah ada alkohol,
sudah ada babi,
tapi belum ada rokok.
Jadi ini PR untuk para ulama.
Tapi jangan karena ustadz ketagihan rokok,
Lantas hukumnya jadi dimakruh-makruhkan,
jangan,
Para ulama ahli hisap itu terkejut mendengar perbandingan ini.
Banyak yang diam-diam membunuh tuhan-tuhan kecil yang kepalanya berapi itu,
yaitu ujung rokok mereka.
Kini mereka berfikir.
Biarkan mereka berfikir.
Asap rokok di ruangan ber-AC itu makin pengap,
dan ada yang mulai terbatuk-batuk,
Pada saat sajak ini dibacakan malam hari ini,
sejak tadi pagi sudah 120 orang di Indonesia mati karena penyakit rokok.
Korban penyakit rokok
lebih dahsyat ketimbang korban kecelakaan lalu lintas,
lebih gawat ketimbang bencana banjir,
gempa bumi dan longsor,
cuma setingkat di bawah korban narkoba,
Pada saat sajak ini dibacakan,
berhala-berhala kecil itu sangat berkuasa di negara kita,
jutaan jumlahnya,
bersembunyi di dalam kantong baju dan celana,
dibungkus dalam kertas berwarni dan berwarna,
diiklankan dengan indah dan cerdasnya,
Tidak perlu wudhu atau tayammum menyucikan diri,
tidak perlu ruku’ dan sujud untuk taqarrub pada tuhan-tuhan ini,
karena orang akan khusyuk dan fana
dalam nikmat lewat upacara menyalakan api
dan sesajen asap tuhan-tuhan ini,
Rabbana,
beri kami kekuatan menghadapi berhala-berhala ini

Mudik….

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